May 2013
That being said, I would still much rather be in the city. New York is just way better than Texas though.
I’ve been in New York for maybe 6 hours and I’m already like “Fuck Texas, this place is the tits”
And I’m not even in the city
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
snckpck:
GUYS/GIRLS!!! IF SOMEONE CHEATS LEAVE THEM!! ITS NOT OKAY!! BUY A WATERMELON AND EAT IT IN THE SUN WITH OUT THEM!!!
I should get a Travel Channel series where I search the earth for a sweet lady with killer butt cheeks. If a dude with mutton chops gets a show where he goes around and eats burgers, this should be no problem.
Excuse me while I listen to the Bee Gees all night
and you’re lying to yourself if you don’t think that’s the best use of my time.
self-emulation:
in third grade i spent my days listening to daft punk and watching gundam wing
14 years later…
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
self-emulation asked: I just realized I could go to your blog on my phone because I'm an idiot but did you know that daft punk's first single ever was called "the new wave"?
My life.
So far, the two people I know that are really into EDM hate RAM, and I was trying to understand that. I figure they were expecting Discovery 2, and that’s not what they got. I almost wouldn’t call it an electronic album, so much as a really well made pop album with some hints of electronic music in it. I kind of figured as much when they released Get Lucky, and then they made that...
My dad just told me about this homicide class he was taking for the past two days (because he’s a homicide detective)
Excuse me while I curl into the fetal position and cry myself to sleep
Like, I really hate going to the doctors office unless I’m getting painkillers. And I doubt I’ll be getting any painkillers, unfortunately.
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I’m in this doctors office and I just had to pee in a cup and I imagine they’re going over the results right now, and it’s like the first episode of Workaholics
alecwiens:
trapical:
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
and because of this belief you will continue on in a state of self-loathing and will spend most of your time being lonely
congratulations, you are your own downfall.
Anonymous asked: How you doing sweetie...how about some NUdES
CAMERON YOU WERE SO WRONG
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES IS THE TITS
IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I THINK THE SET OF SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER WAS LIKE
alright gang, I got Random Access Memories I’ll let you know my thoughts after I listen to it all the way through
So far v funky
you could probably type in sull_train in one most social medias and talk to me (actually 3, but hey, that’s better than nothing (Wait don’t talk to me on instagram(I will ignore you)))
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
I ran out of shampoo the other day, so I started using my sister’s, and now my hair smells like strawberries, and it’s wonderful
it’s just now starting to set in that I won’t be going to school next semester. It’s not like I even want to go anymore, but the only thing I’ve known for the past 15 years is school. But still, time to move on.
Anonymous asked: You're adorable! :{33
