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mathaniel: This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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Asker luna-luvgood Asks:
i <3 yew.
bonerjams2003 bonerjams2003 Said:

Why?

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Wut. (Taken with instagram)

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This is how I look when I surf the interwebz. Please, contain your orgasms

This is how I look when I surf the interwebz. Please, contain your orgasms

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samanthaxsucks: same

samanthaxsucks:

same

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
What's your dream girl??
bonerjams2003 bonerjams2003 Said:

Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Emma Watson
Katy Perry

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